Peeing Yourself Ain’t Spiritual.

HAVE YOU EVER FARTED AND PEED YOURSELF?

 

I have.

 

 

For those out there who cannot believe that I just shared that…

oh well.

That’s me.

Being authentic and true to the message that I feel needs to be shared in any given moment.

 

No matter what others’ perceptions are of me.

Now that’s not to say that the judgements and criticisms that get cast my way do not sting from time to time and sometimes make me question, ” Is that true?”

 

But I can assure you that 99.9% of the time my intent is to live and be authentically true.

 

So back to this farting and peeing thang that I started off today with. To be clear I did not actually pee myself. I was going to the bathroom when I farted really big and it forced me to pee some.

My initial thoughts were, ” I am so glad that I was not driving.”

Then I was like damn I need to get back on my yoni egg practice, then I thought no girl, you yoni egg faithfully and have great control, you were just not being as present and were very relaxed and so that’s what caused that.

 

No matter why it happened, what ended up coming from it was the idea that I should share this funny blurp because no one in my influence space would most likely share such a thing.

 

It’s too personal.

It’s too TMI.

It’s not professional.

It’s not spiritual.

 

And that last one is why I chose that I must share.

Over and over again I hear what is deemed spiritual and what is not spiritual. And I just roll my MF eyeballs back in my head at all the judgement that so many so called spiritual leaders have around being spiritual.

 

It seems that there are these things on a spiritual list somewhere that you must do/be/act like in order to obtain true spiritual enlightenment like the master teachers did.

 

Among them is to:

*always speak softly with limited expression

*to not be too sexual and for sure do not speak about it

*to make known that you have read a library full of literature and have a cabinet full of certifications and understand ALL the technical terms of any spiritual manual

*to dance uninhibited tossing your body about however you feel fit

*to be vegan or at least vegetarian

*to have massive crystals everywhere and adorn yourself with as many of them as you can at any one moment

*to be broke or at least struggling, because money is not spiritual

*to act a martyr and strangely be okay with it

*to wear “hippie” clothing

*to make little of the physical body, do not be unhappy with any body part and God forbid that you think of surgically doing something to that body part

*to be el naturel

*to make exaggerated use of words from “spiritual texts” and other languages

*to refer to a sexual partner as beloved or my divine

*to make clear that we are all gods and goddesses and the creator is the divine

*oh yeah and to judge anyone who is actually just fucking being human and has come to terms with self and witness life from a perspecitive that we are all here to live, learn and expand no matter our beliefs or backgrounds, our desires or challeneges, and those who just speak up and say real shit…. let’s judge them hard core cuz that aint spiritual

*And one more item, spiritually evolved people make a lot of use of the words spiritual bypassing and point fingers to all who are doing it EXCEPT self because they are too enlightened to be human and do that, also they would never make socially ill statements.

 

Yes these and many more are on the must do/be/act like list for REAL SPIRITUAL FOLK.

 

Well, some of that shit is me and some is not,

as you know.

 

The point however to today’s post is that WE ARE ALL SPIRITUAL BEINGS.

 

We are all here having a spiritual experience whether you recognize it as such or not.

 

And the reality is that EVERYTHING is energy.

Including money.

 

Matter of fact money is one of the most spiritual things that we have. It shows us EXACTLY just how aligned to the universal flow of things we actually are.

 

So to all those beautiful spiritual peep’s out there who claim that they are showing off just how aligned and how much understanding they have because they are broke AF,

well all I can say is that you my dear have not figured it out.

 

As a spiritual people,  it is among our mission of the soul to learn our worthiness and value ourselves so much so that we truly know that we are the creators of this world and our lives. That life is reacting to us.

 

And it is our ability or inability to receive the abundance that we all have through the multitude of desires that we are storing up in the heavens to manifest into this experience that shows just how much we actually value and love ourselves.

 

Recently I was speaking with a beautiful woman who is in the spiritual healing field.  She came to me asking for guidance as to how she could quit her full time corporate job and actually make a living doing what her passion was.

 

I asked her if she was marketing her services?

How much she charged?

And a few other items.

 

She responded with,

” I have been working with people for years off and on and they refer people to me. I love what I do so it’s hard to charge a fee. “

 

So again I asked,

“So what do you charge?”

 

She responded.

” I just ask for a love offering.”

 

OMFG! That’s another thing on the must be/do/act list of spiritual people……

 

You must accept love offerings.

 

Please someone shoot me now.

Doesn’t it sound so romantic and spiritual,

good hearted and not needy at all to say “love offering”?

It just sounds like you have more than enough with plenty left over.

You are entrusting the universe to dictate your worth and the universe always takes care of you. 

At least this is the perception that you are trying to put out there,

but when you don’t have your electric bill money let’s see if they will take a MF love offering.

 

After all energy is spiritual, right?

 

End result here is that I told this woman that she was not loving herself or her passion.

 

I shared with her that if she really valued and found worth in her abilities and passion that she would be more than happy to ask for what it was worth and put a price on it.

 

Instead her choice of asking for a love offering sent out the vibration of,

 

“Please pay me something decent because my power bill is due in three days and I do not have it.”

 

You can put forth whatever action,

speak with whatever softness that you feel correct,

dance carefree all damn day,

eat all the vegan meals and recycle your heart out,

study under the greatest of current teachers,

and claim that you have no shadow side, no ego.

 

But the truth my dear is still the same.

All that hiding that you are doing from being human,

it is just that,

hiding.

and your true spiritual path is to learn to love your human expression.

Sometimes that means that you end up coloring your hair,

having fake nails, eyelashes and boobs.

Sometimes you are all crunchy and choose to not shave or bath.

But no matter what your human expression is,

when you are in alignment you are open to receiving in your life the abundance that is here for you.

 

You are open to compliments.

You are open to love.

You are open to your anger and your fear.

You are open to making money, good money.

You are open to sex and orgasm.

 

And you want to enjoy it all because it feels good and it feeds your soul. It supports your powerful self, and you can see how your thoughts and your feelings are manifesting right before your eyes because you, you my dear love yourself.

 

You love your human expression.

And you get…

 

THAT WE ARE ALL SPIRITUAL BEINGS LIVING A SPIRITUAL PATH.

 

And if you are not living from THIS truth,

then I ask you one thing….

 

“How is your lack of receiving showing any respect or value to your passion?”

 

Would you want to work, get healing or learn from someone who does not value their skills, connection/alignment or thier practice enough to charge for it?

 

Would you feel that they are the best or even good?

 

If you were having a baby,

Would you want to go to the doctor that charged you what they are worth for help and care or would you rather just take this bloke over here who says that he is a doctor that you can trust with your life and childs but will do it for a love offering?

 

Who are you more likely to trust?

 

TO ALL MY SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENED PEEPS OUT THERE,

THIS WORLD NEEDS YOU TO VALUE YOURSELF AND CHARGE WHAT YOU ARE WORTH.

 

Now more than ever.

You need to know your worth and let others know it as well.

 

 

As Always,

Stop Existing & Start Living

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In Casting A Stone You Better Have No Ego.

I feel sick and I am afraid to show it.

 

Afraid to speak about needing help.

Afraid to go outside of my home and sneeze.

To cough.

To have my allergies.

 

Yes right now is a strange time,

is it not?

 

It is a time where more people are concerned for their health than ever before.

Shiz we don’t panic like this about getting in our cars and driving some place yet so far in 2020 alone there have been 288,502 automotive deaths in the world.

 

We don’t stop consuming all the toxins that we know cause cancer do we?

No matter a fact there was a run on the grocery stores for just these items…lol

and yet just so far in 2020 there have been 1,755,279 deaths from cancer.

 

We don’t run and grab knives out of everyone’s hands that are holding one, or freak out about everyone who is having a bad day and look at them paranoid like they are going to do something even though there have been 229,184 suicides so far in 2020.

 

And yeah, we stay clear of those who we know have the flu…

and no one wants the flu. – Self included.

 

But we don’t look at small children in the grocery store who cough or sneeze like they will kill us with their natural human functions, even though there have already been 103,869 deaths from the flu in 2020.

 

No, we do not feel ashamed of these things.

We just carry on and even inquire if someone needs some tea or groceries bought.

We do not have a run on toilet paper over flu season.

And we do not shun the old and young because of a cold.

 

But, TODAY….

Today on planet earth we shame for illness.

We shame for age.

We shame for sneezing and coughing and wheezing.

We shame for watery eyes and clearing the throat.

We look at our friends and neighbors like they have a gun in their hand for offering a hug or a hand up a step.

 

No…

No…

I got this.

I don’t need “you” to touch me.

 

Yes my fine fellow humans, ‘we are forgetting our humanness.

We may preach that we love our neighbors,

that we want to help the poor, the old, the ill,

but when it comes down to it…

our animal natures,

our instincts to cast out what we perceive as weak or dangerous offsets it all.

And we SHAME.

 

This Is how we humans deal with that, that we are not comfortable with.

With that, that we do not understand.

We shame those who have it,

or we assume may.

 

Forgetting that assumption is often wrong.

Not allowing any logic to lead.

And certainly not allowing our hearts a voice.

For all we hear is the screaming of FEAR.

 

We are being given an opportunity to grow in this chaos,

we are being given a chance to support and build a world community, where boraders and skin color, religion or sex do not matter.

We are being provided a beautiful opportunity to heal ourselves,

from the inside out.

To change our thinking.

To change how we perceive one another.

To come into alignment with our hearts,

and to show compassion for self and neighbor alike.

 

And my sweet reader,

I fear we are failing.

I fear that we are allowing our ego’s to rule and thus not evolving,

but instead stepping backward in fear.

 

There are places around this world,

where windows are open. You can hear the laughter of families and children playing.

You can hear people singing.

And they are places where the heart still remains.

Even though touch and community are limited,

they have found ways to still connect.

They have found ways to de-armour thier fear and transform it to love.

 

But these places are few and far between.

And if you live in one such as this I speak,

then count your blessings dear reader and send love into this world,

for many other countries are not as such.

For this world to heal,

to find is harmony again,

and for this dark spring to turn to summer once again,

we all must focus on what matters most.

 

We all must inquire how we are impacting the outcome.

Do we speak and act from fear?

Or do we act from compassion and love?

If it were you that were sick or having the stones of shame cast toward you, how would you feel?

 

I end this musing today,

with words to remember,

“Let those among you without sin, cast the first stone.”

 

None of us are without ego.

And none of us have a right to assume.

But we all make our judgements and in doing so,

we create a great separation from truth and ourselves.

We hinder this world and we blind ourselves to love.

 

 

Put down your stone in exchange for a smile.

 

As Always,

Stop Existing & Start Living

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The Importance of Social Media for Happiness Today.

Caught up in your phone.
Caught up with that small screen of yours.
It is so important isn’t it?
 
It holds your life.
Checking your bank account.
Checking your emails.
Personal and business.
It comes to this one small little world capturing device.
 
What’s happening on Facebook?
On Instagram?
Twitter?
Snap chat?
Whats new on Pinterest and what have you pinned today?
 
This world of ours it is all scrolling by on our wall and here we are missing each other for it.
 
I know how it is.
I really do.
I am oh so guilty of just this,
loosing myself to the mini screen in my hand.
 
And what I have noticed is that when I allow this screen to own my day,
my thoughts and time.
I am more anxious, I am more lost, more insecure.
It’s like my personal value and worth is somehow wrapped up in how many likes, loves or shares my messages gain.
 
I am curious as to what those I follow and learn from are doing, experiencing and enjoying.
 
I might be guilty even of comparing at times.
And here we go baby,
its the social media platform life.
It’s the modern world.
And its like never escaping high school on some days.
 
With all the communication,
all the personal shares and picture posting.
All the debates and livestreams,
you would think that we would grow to be a world society that loves deeper and greater and has better social skills because we have at our finger tips the world that so many of us will never actually be able to go explore to any level.
 
But what has actually occurred is a separation.
We have forgotten our humanness for all the distance between our screens.
 
We now think that it is okay to take the easy route and to be rude, hurtful, deceitful and immature.
We have forgotten that our actions, our words, and how we choose to show up impacts those around us,
and now more so than ever before those around us is a mass.
 
It is the WORLD beautiful that see’s you.
No matter how small a circle you have here in social media land,
your words have a bigger impact then they would have 50 years ago or even a decade.
Because we like, love, angry face and share.
We spread our infections to so many more then we use too.
 
It use to be just a small village that would hold space or burn us at the stake,
but today…
today the village is the WORLD.
 
Today it is even more important then ever before to sharpen up on your social skills.
 
Today it is even more vital to your business,
your personal life,
and the lives of those that you live and share your inner world with,
it is more important today to make sure as f-ck that YOU are being authentic and REAL.
That you are choosing to stand in your truth.
That you are confident in who you are and what you believe,
and that you are walking the path that your CORE,
your SOUL desires.
 
Because as this world has grown ever so disconnected.
The tribes that we build will only have loyalty beautiful,
if they can feel who you are.
 
And if you are weak in who you are,
you will get lost in today’s social media world,
washed up and lost beautiful.
 
And what will come of you,
will be suffering.
You will start to believe that what the WORLD thinks,
what the WORLD says of you is true.
And you will no more be your beautiful self.
 
So today commit to being YOU.
Authentically YOU in this crazy online world of ours.
Today commit to get up to speed on some old school social skills,
like being kind,
being respectful,
being YOU.
Stop with the manipulation, the lies and rude ways that you feel oh so safe in acting on because this small screen of yours is your shield.
 
Time to STEP UP and be Authentically YOU beautiful.
BE YOU and let your SOUL be felt.
Not your fear ego and jealousy.
 
This new world of ours will either make or break you.
 
Now like or love this musing beautiful and make me smile. 😁
 
As Always,
Stop Existing & Start Living
“Coaching for Grown A*s Believers”
 
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