HAVE YOU EVER FARTED AND PEED YOURSELF?
For those out there who cannot believe that I just shared that…
Being authentic and true to the message that I feel needs to be shared in any given moment.
No matter what others’ perceptions are of me.
Now that’s not to say that the judgements and criticisms that get cast my way do not sting from time to time and sometimes make me question, ” Is that true?”
But I can assure you that 99.9% of the time my intent is to live and be authentically true.
So back to this farting and peeing thang that I started off today with. To be clear I did not actually pee myself. I was going to the bathroom when I farted really big and it forced me to pee some.
My initial thoughts were, ” I am so glad that I was not driving.”
Then I was like damn I need to get back on my yoni egg practice, then I thought no girl, you yoni egg faithfully and have great control, you were just not being as present and were very relaxed and so that’s what caused that.
No matter why it happened, what ended up coming from it was the idea that I should share this funny blurp because no one in my influence space would most likely share such a thing.
It’s too personal.
It’s too TMI.
It’s not professional.
It’s not spiritual.
And that last one is why I chose that I must share.
Over and over again I hear what is deemed spiritual and what is not spiritual. And I just roll my MF eyeballs back in my head at all the judgement that so many so called spiritual leaders have around being spiritual.
It seems that there are these things on a spiritual list somewhere that you must do/be/act like in order to obtain true spiritual enlightenment like the master teachers did.
Among them is to:
*always speak softly with limited expression
*to not be too sexual and for sure do not speak about it
*to make known that you have read a library full of literature and have a cabinet full of certifications and understand ALL the technical terms of any spiritual manual
*to dance uninhibited tossing your body about however you feel fit
*to be vegan or at least vegetarian
*to have massive crystals everywhere and adorn yourself with as many of them as you can at any one moment
*to be broke or at least struggling, because money is not spiritual
*to act a martyr and strangely be okay with it
*to wear “hippie” clothing
*to make little of the physical body, do not be unhappy with any body part and God forbid that you think of surgically doing something to that body part
*to be el naturel
*to make exaggerated use of words from “spiritual texts” and other languages
*to refer to a sexual partner as beloved or my divine
*to make clear that we are all gods and goddesses and the creator is the divine
*oh yeah and to judge anyone who is actually just fucking being human and has come to terms with self and witness life from a perspecitive that we are all here to live, learn and expand no matter our beliefs or backgrounds, our desires or challeneges, and those who just speak up and say real shit…. let’s judge them hard core cuz that aint spiritual
*And one more item, spiritually evolved people make a lot of use of the words spiritual bypassing and point fingers to all who are doing it EXCEPT self because they are too enlightened to be human and do that, also they would never make socially ill statements.
Yes these and many more are on the must do/be/act like list for REAL SPIRITUAL FOLK.
Well, some of that shit is me and some is not,
as you know.
The point however to today’s post is that WE ARE ALL SPIRITUAL BEINGS.
We are all here having a spiritual experience whether you recognize it as such or not.
And the reality is that EVERYTHING is energy.
Matter of fact money is one of the most spiritual things that we have. It shows us EXACTLY just how aligned to the universal flow of things we actually are.
So to all those beautiful spiritual peep’s out there who claim that they are showing off just how aligned and how much understanding they have because they are broke AF,
well all I can say is that you my dear have not figured it out.
As a spiritual people, it is among our mission of the soul to learn our worthiness and value ourselves so much so that we truly know that we are the creators of this world and our lives. That life is reacting to us.
And it is our ability or inability to receive the abundance that we all have through the multitude of desires that we are storing up in the heavens to manifest into this experience that shows just how much we actually value and love ourselves.
Recently I was speaking with a beautiful woman who is in the spiritual healing field. She came to me asking for guidance as to how she could quit her full time corporate job and actually make a living doing what her passion was.
I asked her if she was marketing her services?
How much she charged?
And a few other items.
She responded with,
” I have been working with people for years off and on and they refer people to me. I love what I do so it’s hard to charge a fee. “
So again I asked,
“So what do you charge?”
” I just ask for a love offering.”
OMFG! That’s another thing on the must be/do/act list of spiritual people……
You must accept love offerings.
Please someone shoot me now.
Doesn’t it sound so romantic and spiritual,
good hearted and not needy at all to say “love offering”?
It just sounds like you have more than enough with plenty left over.
You are entrusting the universe to dictate your worth and the universe always takes care of you.
At least this is the perception that you are trying to put out there,
but when you don’t have your electric bill money let’s see if they will take a MF love offering.
After all energy is spiritual, right?
End result here is that I told this woman that she was not loving herself or her passion.
I shared with her that if she really valued and found worth in her abilities and passion that she would be more than happy to ask for what it was worth and put a price on it.
Instead her choice of asking for a love offering sent out the vibration of,
“Please pay me something decent because my power bill is due in three days and I do not have it.”
You can put forth whatever action,
speak with whatever softness that you feel correct,
dance carefree all damn day,
eat all the vegan meals and recycle your heart out,
study under the greatest of current teachers,
and claim that you have no shadow side, no ego.
But the truth my dear is still the same.
All that hiding that you are doing from being human,
it is just that,
and your true spiritual path is to learn to love your human expression.
Sometimes that means that you end up coloring your hair,
having fake nails, eyelashes and boobs.
Sometimes you are all crunchy and choose to not shave or bath.
But no matter what your human expression is,
when you are in alignment you are open to receiving in your life the abundance that is here for you.
You are open to compliments.
You are open to love.
You are open to your anger and your fear.
You are open to making money, good money.
You are open to sex and orgasm.
And you want to enjoy it all because it feels good and it feeds your soul. It supports your powerful self, and you can see how your thoughts and your feelings are manifesting right before your eyes because you, you my dear love yourself.
You love your human expression.
And you get…
THAT WE ARE ALL SPIRITUAL BEINGS LIVING A SPIRITUAL PATH.
And if you are not living from THIS truth,
then I ask you one thing….
“How is your lack of receiving showing any respect or value to your passion?”
Would you want to work, get healing or learn from someone who does not value their skills, connection/alignment or thier practice enough to charge for it?
Would you feel that they are the best or even good?
If you were having a baby,
Would you want to go to the doctor that charged you what they are worth for help and care or would you rather just take this bloke over here who says that he is a doctor that you can trust with your life and childs but will do it for a love offering?
Who are you more likely to trust?
TO ALL MY SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENED PEEPS OUT THERE,
THIS WORLD NEEDS YOU TO VALUE YOURSELF AND CHARGE WHAT YOU ARE WORTH.
Now more than ever.
You need to know your worth and let others know it as well.
Stop Existing & Start Living
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